Five god damn minutes

If I could damn well have a day where I had five god damn minutes to do anything other than unpaid overtime, I could maybe hit some of these targets.

Thirty minutes with a computer a day, and I have to do everything right there, right then. What do you mean, you've only just done that sliver of it? What have you been doing?

So: thanks to Jen and Sal for commenting with useful ideas and advice. I wish I had more than five minutes, then I could actually read what you'd said.

< grinds knuckles into bunches and slices bits off teeth >