click clack

I have new teeth.

Solid gold (easy-action) teeth.

I can eat again.

Words fail to express how fuckin delightful such a simple thing could be.

Five hours of dental surgery down; two more to go. I could almost get used to staring at the stain on the dentists' ceiling, while he forces eleventy-two fat fingers down my gob.

Like to see me flash my bling bling?